The election of the year, Sarko vs Sego, is coming up fast. Don’t get caught with your shirt off — pick up your very own Sarko-T, designed by L. Ada.

With a cool simplicity inspired by Film Noir posters of the 1950s (when Frenchmen were, well,  men) the Sarko-Tee is a tribute to France’s straight-shooting man of action, Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy. The man they call Sarko took some heat in the press for suggesting he’d use a Kärcher (a high-powered street-cleaning hose) to clear the banlieues of their criminal elements, but we admire his frankness. Whether you’re for or against him, you’ll look hotter than a blazing Citroen in one of these items.